look to the pasta

Title: Wear You Down
Fandom: The Office (US)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Karen/Andy
Length: 9700 words
Summary: Post-"The Job". Karen's having a bad summer, and Andy's there.
AN: Thanks to kyrafic for the read through! I wrote this for the nothing_hip challenge Santa Monica (by Everclear).

( Finding out your ex hooked up with another coworker via documentary film crew? Is not an appropriate venue for that information. )

I actually meant to write this one for last week's nothing_hip but then it went on, and on, and on, and turned into something I wasn't expecting. I don't even know, man.

Title: How Pam Beesly Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
Fandom: The Office
Pairing: Pam/OC, Jim/Pam
Rating: PG
Length: 7400 words
Summary: It was one Friday night too many sitting at home by herself, watching 13 Going On 30 on TBS and eating Cheez-Its straight out of the box for dinner that did it.
AN: For nothing_hip (song: "Unwritten")

( Maybe sometimes it does take a couple of tries to get things right. Maybe this time they're the kind of people who can. )

Title: Such Long and Separate Lives Ahead
Fandom: The Office RPF (real person fic)
Pairing: BJ/Mindy
Rating: PG
Length: 1900 words
Summary: Everything old is new again.
AN: Written for nothing_hip, and those people who know who they are. Allegedly, BJ Novak and Mindy Kaling used to date, but broke up sometime in the fall. At least, that's what Defamer tells me. So this fic is about that - spoilers up through the last two aired episodes (The Negotation and Safety Training).
Disclaimer: I listened to some rumors and I read some articles and then I made a lot of things up. In other words, this is a work of fiction.

( Goddammit, BJ, if you write any more things I say into a script, I'll make Ryan gay, I swear to God. )

This is the fourth installment of an a/u season two series, warning_labels, the premise being that they were having secret sex all along. Part one (Halloween) and part two (The Fight) were written by honey_wheeler and part three (The Client) by kyrafic.

Title: Caution: Objects May Be Closer Than They Appear
Author: annakovsky
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4,000 words
Summary: Set during Email Surveillance. Jim's trying to get it out of his system.
Notes: kyrafic, honey_wheeler and obsession_inc brainstorm, plot and beta.

( Jim hasn't told anyone about what's been happening with Pam. )

To next chapter: (5) Christmas Party, Caution: Reduce Speed During Unsafe Driving Conditions

Title: Pierce Our Skins
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing: Hawkeye/Peg
Rating: PG
Notes: For angryhaiku in the sitcomathon. Thanks to kyrafic for the premise.

( *** )

This summer has been so schmoopy it's seriously embarrassing. Have some more canon het OTP wretch fic in which people have sex they're actually happy about, everyone. There seems to be plenty more where that came from. (I don't even know who I am anymore.)

Title: Crossing the Line: Rules for the Modern Workplace
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4400 words
Summary: Pam can't find her keys. Post-"Casino Night".
AN: Part of this started out as intended for the "Five Games of Truth or Dare Jim and Pam Never Played" fic that me and Kyra wrote - I had to toss it because it wasn't really working. And then it ended up getting recycled here. But it's not that I'm so obsessed with Truth or Dare as a plot device. Really. Thanks to kyrafic for a codependent fanfiction relationship - er, I mean, for "betaing".

( He hangs his coat up and says, 'Morning, Beesly,' like he didn't wake up with her drooling on him. )

Title: In Case of Flash Flood
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Pam/Toby
Rating: PG
Length: 750 words
Summary: Pam updates the emergency contacts.
AN: Today is a good day for weird pairings.

( *** )

Back in December, I wrote a fic in which Connor had been inserted into five different TV families after "Home", one of which was as Buffy and Dawn's brother. And certain people whose names you might be able to guess wanted me to continue that one as Connor/Dawn incest. I hope they're happy now.

Title: Les Cousins Dangereux
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel
Pairing: Connor/Dawn
Rating: NC-17
Length: 9,100 words.
Summary: Connor Summers's real memories start coming back that summer.
Notes: This is my entry in the lynnevitational. For ros_fod and kita0610 and swmbo, without whose - what is the word I'm looking for? Oh yes, "encouragement" - this would not exist. Thanks to moireach and Swm for beta duty.
WARNING: INCEST. Between people who are not exactly related for a number of reasons, but still. Be aware.

( Connor's not quite sure what things are going to be like post-Sunnydale. )

Title: All Summer It Hurt to Look at You
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU
Pairings: Elliot/Kathy, Elliot/Olivia
Rating: PG
Summary: The summer our marriage failed we picked sage to sweeten our hot dark car.

( *** )

This is a sequel to a story I wrote two years ago, The Weary World Rejoicing, which was set in an apocalyptic AU where the events of "The Gift" didn't turn out so great.

Out of This Stony Rubbish
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. R. 11,200 words. Spike. Willow. Xander. Anya. Giles. Tara.
For moireach and T.S. Eliot, without whom this would not exist. Moireach beta'd. TS did not.

( When Willow comes back on Christmas Eve, she brings him a pack of cigarettes.  )