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Title: Swim Out Past the Breakers
Fandom: The Office
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Toby/Pam/Ryan
Length: 10,500 words
Summary: Today I think is a good day for COSTA RICAN SEXY TIMES.
AN: Spoilers through "Goodbye, Toby." This fic was extremely brainstormed by agate, irishmizzy, miss_bennie and mozarts_friend, with some additional itemizing by other awesome people, so they deserve most of the credit.

( We could live beside the ocean. )

Title: Life under the Observer Effect, Part 4 of 5
Fandom: The Office (US)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Pam/Ryan, Jim/Pam
Length: 3500 words in this chapter (out of a total 18,500)
Summary: In science, the term "observer effect" refers to changes that the act of observing will make on the phenomenon being observed.
AN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, miss_bennie! Tomorrow's the last chapter of this thing. Thanks to kyrafic and agate for betaing. Previous parts: one, two, three. Or use the tag.

( Doggone it, C. K. Dexter Haven. Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me. )

Title: Life under the Observer Effect, Part 2 of 5
Fandom: The Office (US)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Pam/Ryan, Jim/Pam
Length: 3000 words in this chapter (out of a total 18,500)
Summary: In science, the term "observer effect" refers to changes that the act of observing will make on the phenomenon being observed.
AN: I've been watching too many screwball comedies lately. Thanks to kyrafic and agate for betaing. For miss_bennie, my partner in Cary Grant, on her birthday. I'll be posting one chapter of this a day through this Friday. Spam: it's what's for dinner. Part one is here.

( The course of true love gathers no moss. )

I actually meant to write this one for last week's nothing_hip but then it went on, and on, and on, and turned into something I wasn't expecting. I don't even know, man.

Title: How Pam Beesly Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
Fandom: The Office
Pairing: Pam/OC, Jim/Pam
Rating: PG
Length: 7400 words
Summary: It was one Friday night too many sitting at home by herself, watching 13 Going On 30 on TBS and eating Cheez-Its straight out of the box for dinner that did it.
AN: For nothing_hip (song: "Unwritten")

( Maybe sometimes it does take a couple of tries to get things right. Maybe this time they're the kind of people who can. )

This is the fourth installment of an a/u season two series, warning_labels, the premise being that they were having secret sex all along. Part one (Halloween) and part two (The Fight) were written by honey_wheeler and part three (The Client) by kyrafic.

Title: Caution: Objects May Be Closer Than They Appear
Author: annakovsky
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4,000 words
Summary: Set during Email Surveillance. Jim's trying to get it out of his system.
Notes: kyrafic, honey_wheeler and obsession_inc brainstorm, plot and beta.

( Jim hasn't told anyone about what's been happening with Pam. )

To next chapter: (5) Christmas Party, Caution: Reduce Speed During Unsafe Driving Conditions

This summer has been so schmoopy it's seriously embarrassing. Have some more canon het OTP wretch fic in which people have sex they're actually happy about, everyone. There seems to be plenty more where that came from. (I don't even know who I am anymore.)

Title: Crossing the Line: Rules for the Modern Workplace
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4400 words
Summary: Pam can't find her keys. Post-"Casino Night".
AN: Part of this started out as intended for the "Five Games of Truth or Dare Jim and Pam Never Played" fic that me and Kyra wrote - I had to toss it because it wasn't really working. And then it ended up getting recycled here. But it's not that I'm so obsessed with Truth or Dare as a plot device. Really. Thanks to kyrafic for a codependent fanfiction relationship - er, I mean, for "betaing".

( He hangs his coat up and says, 'Morning, Beesly,' like he didn't wake up with her drooling on him. )

Title: In Case of Flash Flood
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Pam/Toby
Rating: PG
Length: 750 words
Summary: Pam updates the emergency contacts.
AN: Today is a good day for weird pairings.

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Title: Pack Up Your Bags, It's Never Too Late! or, And That's How the Kids Got Married!
Authors: kyrafic and annakovsky
Fandom: The Office
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: PG-13
Length: 11,100 words
Summary: Jim's almost gotten used to narrating his life into a camera lens for the consumption of strangers. Like having a blog, but more embarrassing.
AN: This is the most self-indulgent thing I have ever written or co-written, by an extremely wide margin. I don't know - it was late. It was very late. Thanks to swmbo for betaing and losing as much perspective as we did.

( Jim's almost gotten used to narrating his life into a camera lens for the consumption of strangers. Like having a blog, but more embarrassing. )

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