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Back in December, I wrote a fic in which Connor had been inserted into five different TV families after "Home", one of which was as Buffy and Dawn's brother. And certain people whose names you might be able to guess wanted me to continue that one as Connor/Dawn incest. I hope they're happy now.

Title: Les Cousins Dangereux
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel
Pairing: Connor/Dawn
Rating: NC-17
Length: 9,100 words.
Summary: Connor Summers's real memories start coming back that summer.
Notes: This is my entry in the lynnevitational. For ros_fod and kita0610 and swmbo, without whose - what is the word I'm looking for? Oh yes, "encouragement" - this would not exist. Thanks to moireach and Swm for beta duty.
WARNING: INCEST. Between people who are not exactly related for a number of reasons, but still. Be aware.

( Connor's not quite sure what things are going to be like post-Sunnydale. )

On Sunday lalejandra texted me and told me to tell her a story. So this is for her. It vaguely takes place in this universe, though don't ask me what the chronology is. (And if you haven't read those stories, basically it's post-apocalyptic Los Angeles - Hannah Wood, aka Elijah Wood's little sister, is there, and skater!Hermione, and all the Buffy people who haven't died and some of the ones who have.)

Hannah and Dawn and Hermione and the Big Adventure

( PG, 1700 words )

Here's a little ficlet, which is hot off the press in the sense that it probably sucks and needs to be revised more but since I'm leaving for Thanksgiving break tomorrow I wanted to post it already (deep, gasping breath - hello, Mr. Runon).

This one goes out to everyone who ever wondered "How does Dawn suddenly know Sumerian in Season 7? Isn't Sumerian hard?" Also to everyone who's ever thought, "Yeah, this fanfiction stuff is great, but why isn't it more educational? I want to learn!" A fic about learning dead languages, when you're Dawn and it's the summer after season 6.

Okay, I went back and revised this thing on the plane, so there are some small changes here. Hopefully the fic is better now - wouldn't it suck if you spent all this time revising and it ended up worse?

( Yeah, I changed my mind, it's actually now for sure titled 'Umad Learns Sumerian' )