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Happy birthday, londondrowning! As a gift, take the conclusion to a story that probably only you still care about, haha. Sorry it's been so long, guys. If anybody's been waiting to read until it was actually finished (anybody? No?), well, now it's finished! Drumroll please.

Title: Sad Songs to Keep Me Awake (6/6)
Fandom: Band of Jonas Brothers
Pairings: Joe Jonas/George Luz, Nick Jonas/Lewis Nixon
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9840 words (out of 49,320 total)
Disclaimer: Hopefully it is obvious that this is entirely fictional.
Summary: The Jonas Brothers defeat Hitler.
WARNINGS: Underage (16 years old). Older dude/younger dude. (Also, for the whole fic, incest, though not in this part.)
Author's Note: Big thanks to miss_bennie and irishmizzy, without whom none of this would exist. For previous installments, see: part one, part two, part three, part four, part five or use the tag. And with this, our story is complete! It's only been a year and a half.

( It never fails, whenever Nix wants to be left alone to drink in peace, he's got an entire goddamn regiment knocking down his door. )

Iiiiiiiii don't know. A lot of things have happened. But hey, why WOULDN'T this universe eat my brains? High school AUs? Good. Babyfic? Good. Teacher/student inappropriateness? GOOOOOD.

(Haha, please just keep your judgment to yourselves.)

Title: Easy Academy: Spring Semester: Winters [part 1]
Fandom: Band of Brothers/Jonas Brothers/Disneyverse RPF crossover for easy_academy
Pairings: Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon, Lewis Nixon/Nick Jonas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 11,600 words
Summary: Sexy war goes to high school! In this AU (of an AU) the BoB boys are teachers at a modern day all boys school. The student body consists of enlisteds, the Jonas Brothers, and a slew of Disney actors. It sounds cracky because it is.
Warnings: Underage sexin' and inappropriate student/teacher relationships
Author's Note: agate, irishmizzy, londondrowning and mozarts_friend do the heavy lifting. Want to read, but aren't familiar with either BoB or Disney? Check out our character primer: Easy Academy Facebook!

Link.

Is this the dirtiest thing I have ever ever written? Yes yes yes yes yes. Uh, I'm embarrassed. Please don't judge me.

Title: Sad Songs to Keep Me Awake, part 4
Fandom: Band of Brothers/Jonas Brothers RPF
Rating: NC-17 for sexytimes
Pairings: Joe Jonas/George Luz, Nick Jonas/Lewis Nixon (in this chapter)
WARNINGS: Underage (16 years old). Older dude/younger dude. Explicit sexual content. (For this chapter; for the fic as a whole, also incest.)
Length: 8500 words (in this chapter; so far the whole fic is like 30,000 total, whaaaat am I doing with my life)
Disclaimer: This is obviously incredibly fictional -- characterization of the JoBros is based mostly on my imagination, and the portrayal of the veterans is based on the miniseries, not the real people (no grandpas were harmed in the making of this fic).
Summary: The Jonas Brothers go to sexy war.
AN: The Jonas Brothers made a video set in WWII, then this happened. Visuals to help you out: Joe, Nick, Joe and Nick. fodian gets the credit/blame for the initial idea, and then miss_bennie and irishmizzy EXTREMELY EXTREMELY brainstormed this with me. The fic is dedicated to them. Also, it's super long, so I'll be posting it in parts. Previous: part one, part two, part three, or use the tag.

( Joe's kept his promise to Nick and hasn't told anybody about him and Captain Nixon. )

Title: Sad Songs to Keep Me Awake, part 2
Fandom: Band of Brothers/Jonas Brothers RPF
Rating: NC-17 for sexytimes
Pairings: Joe Jonas/George Luz, Nick Jonas/Lewis Nixon (in this chapter)
WARNINGS: Underage (16 years old). Older dude/younger dude. Explicit sexual content. (For this chapter; for the fic as a whole, also incest.)
Length: 5700 words (in this chapter)
Disclaimer: This is obviously incredibly fictional -- characterization of the JoBros is based mostly on my imagination, and the portrayal of the veterans is based on the miniseries, not the real people (no grandpas were harmed in the making of this fic).
Summary: The Jonas Brothers go to sexy war.
AN: The Jonas Brothers made a video set in WWII, then this happened. Visuals to help you out: Joe, Nick, Joe and Nick. fodian gets the credit/blame for the initial idea, and then miss_bennie and irishmizzy EXTREMELY EXTREMELY brainstormed this with me. The fic is dedicated to them. Also, it's super long, so I'll be posting it in parts. Previous: part one, or use the tag.

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