look to the pasta

So I was going to write a fic called "five things that didn't happen that time the guy took an unexploded bomb to the chest" for the last Grey's Anatomy episode, but then I started writing it and it kind of ended up being more like, one kind of long thing that didn't happen that time the guy took an unexploded bomb to the chest, so, whoops, I guess. There was going to be one where Meredith blew up, too. And another one where McDreamy blew up and then Addison and Meredith hooked up. OH WELL. Too bad. And happy Valentine's Day.

Title: One Thing That Didn't Happen at Seattle Grace the Time Everyone Almost Blew Up
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: George/Bailey
Rating: PG

( George insists that he be the one to tell Dr. Bailey about her husband. )