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look to the pasta ([personal profile] annakovsky) wrote2009-05-03 08:17 pm

I have three weeks worth of items, here.

1) Every spring I get excited when it's finally warm enough to have the windows open... and then every spring I remember why every fall I'm psyched when we get to shut the windows, because suddenly I can hear everything that's going on in the whole neighborhood. Dear lady who every night at 10 pm for the past three years has called, "Kitty! Kitty!" for fifteen minutes... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NAME YOUR CAT.

Anyway, the house next door is only about five feet away from my bedroom window, so I almost always have the blinds closed in there. But last weekend it was really hot, so on Saturday night around 1, I was in my room reading with the light on, but I had my window open to get a breeze, and the blinds up so as not to inhibit the breeze. From where the head of my bed is, I couldn't see anything out the window, but it was open. Aaaaaand then I hear this dude moaning, and this lady shushing him.

Yeah, the couple next door was having sex, and shushing each other because it must have been very apparent that MY OPEN WINDOW WAS RIGHT THERE AND I COULD HEAR EVERYTHING. I mean, on the one hand, I appreciate the shushing because I didn't want to hear that, but on the other hand, them being totally AWARE I WAS THERE was almost creepier. Basically, this was my face:



2) We don't have furniture in our living room anymore. The couch went back out the window from whence it came (we videotaped it going out the window this time, so a post about that will be forthcoming -- stay sharp, internet). So basically for the next month before we both move, being in the living room is like CAMPING. By which I mean really uncomfortable -- we put a futon mattress on the floor, it's pretty hilarious.

Anyway. So all that to say that this morning when my roommate and her boyfriend walked in, I was sitting on a futon on the floor in the middle of the living room crosslegged in my pajamas, eating cereal out of a bowl and watching the Disney channel, as you do... when you're eight.

Jonas -- Man, so I knew I would thoroughly enjoy this show, but I enjoyed it even more than I was anticipating. There were a ton of genuinely hilarious lines, Kevin is AMAZING, and it's so META. "He looks exactly like Nick... but he's SMILING." "Check the fan magazines, I'm the serious one." Making fun of Kevin's boots, and Nick wearing a I Love Sports t-shirt and Joe taking pictures of himself, and Kevin and Joe palling around all over the place! Frankie! Basically it's like they filmed some satirical RPF, is all I'm saying, only with less incest.

Also, both Stella and their fake dad are AWESOME. Also, is it just me or is Kevin super hot in that part in the credits when they cut to him singing and he does that little eyebrow raise? Just saying.

Also, at the end of the first episode, my roommate's boyfriend, after having laughed hysterically at "VASE CLUB," said, "So... am I allowed to genuinely like this show?" JUST SAYING. EVEN CIVILIANS WHO ARE PROBABLY NOT ATTRACTED TO NICK JONAS LIKE IT. My roommate suggested that we go off and co-mod a community together.

3) Speaking of the Jonas Brothers, if you want an awesome introduction, you need to check these out:

JNS 101: Introduction to Jonases by [livejournal.com profile] irishmizzy
JNS 102: Modern Jonas History by [livejournal.com profile] agate
JNS 201: Jonas Music Theory by [livejournal.com profile] miss_bennie
JNS 315: Jonas Sexual Development by [livejournal.com profile] mozarts_friend

4) Apparently I'm also going to do all my super old, super out-dated TV catch-up now. God, why do I never post anymore?

5) Life: YOU GUYS THAT FINALE GAVE ME A LOT OF FEELINGS. I mean, the Crews/Reese felt a little bit like it came out of nowhere in the last couple of episodes, but I don't even care. Seriously, I have never had so many feelings about hands brushing. (How he kind of twitches his fingers afterwards!) And the whole ending was just like the most beautiful thing. I had feelings for days. I still keep listening to that goddamn song that played over it.

Also, Charlie THROAT PUNCHED ROMAN TO DEATH. AUGH. Haha, basically all I want from that show is 1) Charlie being sad over prison, 2) Charlie being terrifyingly badass, 3) sexy shipping, 4) pretty, pretty musical sequences. So the finale was PRET-TY AWESOME. I feel like I want to do a rewatch of all of season 2.

Anyway, I'm going to be so bummed if/when it really gets canceled, but if it does, that was a pretty awesome place to end it. Augh.

Also, this picture of Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi is maybe my favorite thing I've ever seen:



6) The Office: THE MICHAEL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO HUMANITY, END OF STORY. All of you who claim you're writing Pam/Ryan really better get on it, is all. God. Talk about having a lot of feelings. I love how both Pam and Ryan totally PARTICIPATED in all of Michael's nonsense. The morning cheer!

And even Halpert was pretty okay when he was saving the day and stuff. Also, Dwight/Andy y/y/y/y/y? Also Michael/Pam y/y/y/y/y/y/y?

7) I really like this Winters/Nixon Band of Brothers vid by [livejournal.com profile] kaydeefalls

8) Theories About Nuclear Winters is a Calvin/Susie Calvin & Hobbes fic that is so good it made me cry.

9) [livejournal.com profile] moireach introduced me to a drink that consists of creme de cacao, milk, and seltzer, and NO LIE, you guys, it is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. Every time I drink it IT IS BETTER THAN I REMEMBERED IT BEING, and I overhype it EVEN TO MYSELF. Also, it was invented for oilmen in the old west or something, so even though it tastes like a fizzy chocolate soda, it is actually BADASS. Smith and Curran: you will have no regrets.

[identity profile] londondrowning.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
THAT PICTURE THAT PICTURE. Mr. Winters and Ms. Reese at the prom, y/n?

[identity profile] londondrowning.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, also, I sympathize with you about loud sex having neighbors. Sometimes when my upstairs neighbors get really out of hand, I take my Swiffer and bang it against the ceiling really hard, just to remind them that I can, actually, hear every terrible thing they are saying. Just in case they don't actually want to be overheard.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
AHH AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD HAVE MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THAT PICTURE.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, it seriously was like we were all in the same room together, and now when I see them on their balcony next door to us, I FEEL SUPER AWKWARD.

[identity profile] calendae.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
You are a shameless Jonas pusher, aren't you? Life was perfect and I don't want it to end.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, that I am. I don't even know.

Seriously, if Life ends I'll cry forever. IT'S JUST A GOOD SHOW. STUPID NBC AND JAY LENO.

[identity profile] irishmizzy.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
When you do that, do your neighbors call you Mr. Heckles?

[identity profile] mardia.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
No lie, I maybe sort of had deliberately low expectations for JONAS, but it was really good! I am seriously kind of blown away, and wow, is it just me, or does Kevin have really good comedic timing? Also, Nick--I do not think you should be able to give those sort of looks when you are still underage.

Ack, Life is breaking my heart so bad, because I know there is pretty much no chance of it being renewed, and the finale did give such great closure, but then I see pictures like that and I fall in love all over again. ACK.

And um, hi, I am TOTALLY going to second that thought about that pic being Dick Winters and Dani Reese at the prom, okay? That is now canon.

[identity profile] calendae.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I HATE JAY LENO AND HIS STUPID FACE. HE SHOULD BE PUNCHED IN THE NECK.

Even the minor characters on Life are awesome.

[identity profile] cereal.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
HOW IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT FRANKIE BECAUSE HE WASN'T IN THE EPISODE I SAW?

WHERE IS THIS LEAKED EPISODE?

I TRULY FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE RIGHT NOW?

I also feel like that my capital letters may imply some sort of, like, unhappiness or melancholy but I ASSURE THIS IS NOT THE CASE BECAUSE THAT ONE EPISODE IS EVERYTHING I COULD'VE WANTED EVER AND MORE. AHHH EVERYONE'S FACES!

(also: yeahhhhh, life! \o/ that picture of the two them and the placement of his hand and ugh ugh ugh)

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
EPISODE TWO -- the rest of the parts should be linked in the sidebar there too! IT IS SO GOOD. THERE ARE HOME MOVIES. AND FRANKLIN NATHANIEL JONAS.

Man, wasn't it so good? I couldn't even DEAL.

And augh, THAT PICTURE. THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER. HOW TALL HE IS. THE LEANING. HIS HAND.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Heee, I was sort of ready to be a little embarrassed for Nick and his acting too, but it really was good! Legitimately funny! Good job, guys! Kevin seriously was the best one -- VERY GOOD, KEV.

Ugh, I knooooow, I'm going to be so bummed without Life. :( :(

AUGH. Dani Reese teaches gym at Waverly? SO MANY FEELINGS.

[identity profile] ciachick711.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Why won't NBC move Life to USA? Whhhhhhyyyyy?

That picture is GORGEOUS.

[identity profile] irishmizzy.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can't get over how awesome the JONAS characterizations are. FRANKIE IS OFTEN HUNGRY. Hahahahahahaha, AMAZING. It's like a dream come true. Whoever is responsible for that needs to marry me AT ONCE. Whoever is responsible for ANY OF IT, really. I will marry the caterer.

God, that picture and how his hand is so much bigger than hers, homg, this is a lot of unexpected feelings and maybe I feel the need to catch up on Life stat.

RYAN/PAAAAAAAM. THE MPSC. ADLKFJLJ. Remember that time Ryan and Pam had a joint talking head and my heart stopped for a minute? I LOVE YOU, SHOW, I HONESTLY DO.

[identity profile] agate.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Dear lady who every night at 10 pm for the past three years has called, "Kitty! Kitty!" for fifteen minutes... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NAME YOUR CAT.

Hahahahaha, that made me lol.

JONAAAAAAAS. It's seriously been all I can think about/watch/do for the past 36 hours or so. I want to marry Kevin Jonas's comedic timing. I don't know, I was obvs. expecting to love it totally disproportionately, and then it was even better than I had dreamed. SERIOUSLY, HOME MOVIES?? WELL-PLAYED, SHOW. Basically I want to hug everyone associated with it and creepily hold on to Nick too long.

IN OTHER NEWS I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET TIRED OF STARING AT THAT PICTURE.

[identity profile] londondrowning.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, I don't do it just when they're WALKING LOUD, okay, I only do it for inappropriate sex noises. This story is not going to end with me telling you I have to buy some snakes so the kids who walk by my porch will yell "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE (wo)MAN!"

[identity profile] mozarts-friend.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha I had other things to say, but now the only thought in my head is: MR. WINTERS AND MS. REESE AT PROM. YUP.

[identity profile] mardia.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
AUGH. Dani Reese teaches gym at Waverly? SO MANY FEELINGS.

YES. THIS RIGHT HERE. Ahem. Like in some AU taken to the nth power--no, really, I have lost count of how much of an AU this is, it is nuts, where Dick Winters is actually straight and Nix isn't actually in love with him, they're just ridiculously close friends--Dani ends up being the most awkwardly awesome stepmom ever. I am just saying.

[identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Your drink is a goyishe Eggcream. Huzzah.

[identity profile] sloanesomething.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
So, regarding that picture, I, uh...I made a noise. It was joyful, but also sad, as if the world should have sensed when this photoshoot was taking place because white doves flew over every major city in the world or something.

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I am enthralled by The Jonas University Lecture Series. THAT PICTURE: Reese and Crews hiding away at Ted's wedding?

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
AUGH, DANI REESE AS AWKWARDLY AWESOME STEPMOM. Well, now that's going to be all I can think about, thanks for that. Hahaha, too many awesome AUs, my mind is breaking! Maybe me and [livejournal.com profile] londondrowning are talking about it like crazy now, haha.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, THEY REALLY SHOULD.

Isn't it? I've been staring at it ALL WEEKEND.

[identity profile] mardia.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
My mind really honestly doesn't know what to do with all the awesome AUness of it all. Heh, bet you anything she coaches field hockey or something like that.

[identity profile] park-hye-in.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
THAT PICTURE OMG. thank you for bringing that into my life!!

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