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look to the pasta ([personal profile] annakovsky) wrote2007-02-19 01:26 pm

FIC: Why Mark Wasn't That Upset That Jim Moved to Stamford (Jim gen, PG-13)

Title: Why Mark Wasn't That Upset That Jim Moved to Stamford
Fandom: The Office
Characters: Mark, Jim
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1200 words
Summary: The Saturday basketball game is getting out of hand.
AN: How season 2 Jim deals with his angst instead of lying in the dark listening to The Fray.

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Mark recognizes the camera guy and crew as soon as they walk into the gym. Not that there are a lot of documentary crew members in Mark's life, but it's the same guys that came to their party two months ago, the ones who constantly tail Jim at work. Jim hadn't said anything about them coming to film their Saturday morning basketball game. Mark gives him a look, and Jim shrugs.

"I said they could come if they wanted. That's cool, right?"

What's Mark going to do, kick them out? "Whatever," Mark says, and shoots from behind the three-point line. The ball ricochets off the hoop and bounces sadly towards the other side of the gym. Then Mark has to go sign a release form for the documentarians to show his image in every media known to man, including some not yet invented. Holograms of Mark will be shown playing basketball in the year 2525.

Saturday mornings, whoever shows up plays – they've been doing this every week since college, and there's a group of regulars. College roommates and friends of friends and coworkers and whoever. This particular Saturday, six guys show up, including that dude Ryan from Jim's work, so they end up playing three on three.

Once the game gets going, it's easy to forget the cameras are there, which is a little creepy when you think about it. Mark's glad that it's not his office that they're taping, so they don't catch him picking his nose or acting like a jackass or whatever. Watching The Real World is good enough for him without having to live it.

It's a pretty evenly-matched game, though Mark's team of him and Adam and Ryan is doing a little better than Jim's team. Ryan's playing guard, takes the ball down the court, then fakes out Paul, passes to Mark, who goes in for a lay-up, which Jim fails to block.

Jim's face is getting pretty red, from the exercise and frustration – he's been way intense about games lately, way competitive. It's tiresome. When Mark comes down from the lay-up, Jim shoves him "accidentally" and Mark stumbles.

"Hey, watch it," he says.

Jim puts his hands up in an overly innocent gesture. "What?" he says.

Mark rolls his eyes and throws Jim the ball, heads back down the court.

This time, when Jim gets the ball, he charges straight down the middle, practically bowling Ryan over.

"Yeah!" Jim says when he scores, and he high-fives Chris. Mark looks at Ryan, who has a blank expression on his face. Mark shrugs at him, and Ryan sighs. Ryan came to the game last week, so he can't be that surprised.

"Hey, friendly game, right?" Mark says to Jim as he passes him.

Jim's heading back down the court, and it takes him a second to turn, looking around vaguely like he's not sure who Mark's talking to. "I'm being friendly," he says.

"Yeah, well," Mark says. He's getting sick of Jim getting like this at games, and then having to apologize to the guys afterwards for his roommate being a psycho.

Adam brings the ball down for their team, dribbling casually, looking at his options. Mark's open, but before Adam can pass to him, Jim's all up in his face, swatting at the ball, and when Adam turns so his back is against Jim, protecting the ball, Jim leans into him with his full body. "Jesus," Adam says.

"What, you can't take the heat?" Jim says.

"God, be *normal*," Adam says, fakes to one side, and then pivots to take a jump shot. Unfortunately, Jim follows him and jumps up to block. He's aiming for the ball – at least, Mark hopes he's aiming for the ball. But what he hits is Adam's face, hard, sending him sprawling backwards.

"MotherFUCK," Adam yells.

"Sorry!" Jim says, but he doesn't look sorry.

"What is *wrong* with you?" Adam's on the floor, hand touching his cheek, which is bright red with Jim's handprint.

"Dude, calm down," Jim says. "It was an accident."

"You okay?" Chris says, interrupting, and offers Adam his hand to get up. Adam takes it, glaring at Jim the whole time.

"I guess," Adam says.

"Drama queen," Jim mutters.

Mark would say something, but the camera's watching, so he just gives Jim a warning look, which makes Jim look even more annoyed. Awesome. Jim's always such a joy when he gets like this.

"Take two free throws," Paul says, and passes Adam the ball. As they go to line up, Mark grabs Jim's arm.

"Hey man," he says quietly. "Chill, okay?"

Jim jerks his arm away and doesn't say anything. Adam makes both free throws.

When Jim's team gets possession, Jim brings the ball right down the paint, and Mark goes to block his shot, his arms carefully straight up. He manages to tap the ball so it flies sideways, out of bounds.

"Foul!" Jim yells, even though Mark didn't come close to touching him.

"No way," Mark says, shaking his head.

"You fucking fouled me, asshole!" Jim's livid, way out of proportion, and he's getting up in Mark's face about it.

"Um, no, I did not," Mark says, not backing down, and then Jim shoves him in the chest. "Dude, what is your issue?" Mark says, and Jim shoves him again. Mark shoves him back. They're about to come to blows when Chris grabs Jim and pulls him back.

"Hey man, calm down," Chris says soothingly as he pulls Jim away.

"I'm fine," Jim says, and shrugs Chris off, but he doesn't go to hit Mark or anything, so that's something.

"Uh, guys?" Ryan says. When Mark looks over, Ryan looks at his watch. "It's getting kind of late. I think I have to go."

"What time is it?" Paul says, and looks at his own watch. "Oh, God, yeah, me too."

"What?" Jim says, still angry.

"Yeah, I think I'm done," Adam says. "It was, uh, fun, though. See you guys." They all start heading to the sidelines to get their stuff.

"Well, that's just fucking great," Jim says, and he stomps off in the direction of the water fountain.

Mark rolls his eyes and goes to change his shoes. On the sidelines he gets waylaid by the documentary crew for an interview. He's not really thrilled about talking to them, but they ask him a ton of questions and after awhile he really gets going.

"Normally Jim's really laid back, and being his roommate is totally cool," Mark says. "But at basketball lately, God. Look, I know he's a unique snowflake under remarkable stress or whatever because of his unrequited love angstfest that no one else in the history of time has ever gone through or could possibly understand – to paraphrase many, many conversations we've had. I mean, whatever, I've known him a long time so I can give him a break on that. But if he doesn't stop having rage blackouts over retarded stuff, no one is ever going to play basketball with us again."

Jim's still all fuming and sullen in the car on the way home, but after he showers and changes, he comes into the living room with his hair wet, completely relaxed and back to normal, like nothing happened.

"Hey," he says. "You wanna go get Blizzards at DQ?"

"Yeah, okay," Mark says, and they go.

**
END

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, I know he's a unique snowflake under remarkable stress or whatever because of his unrequited love angstfest that no one else in the history of time has ever gone through or could possibly understand

*gigglesnort* Oh, poor Mark! I bet Jim was pretty awful to live with during all that. Mark's such a trooper to put up with it. I love the little glimpse of Jim as just a guy.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Heeeeeeee. I know from experience that roommates with unrequited love problems are SO tedious. Oh, college. I'm so glad you're done.

Seconded.

[identity profile] obsession-inc.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
a unique snowflake under remarkable stress or whatever because of his unrequited love angstfest that no one else in the history of time has ever gone through or could possibly understand

HAHAHAHAHAA! I am dead on the floor here. This is beautiful.

Oh, boys. Boys being boys. Jim being a jerk. Mark mouthing off when he has a chance. I love this from beginning to end.

Re: Seconded.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Heeee, thanks! I was very enamoured of the idea of Jim just getting really mad for no reason because he's under stress. Oh, boys, and your inability to express emotions other than anger.

[identity profile] killersharky.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A unique snowflake? Yeah, I'm putting a vote in for that being awesome!

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thank you!

[identity profile] sundancekid.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ditto on the unique snowflake bit. This feels like something Jim would definitely have done during that time, especially the bit about no one else ever having felt this way before.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heee, thanks. I'm sure season 2 Jim was really tedious to have around allllll the time.

[identity profile] honey-wheeler.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, pissy boys! Sports! Make-up Blizzards! I just...I can't...YOU COMPLETE ME, KOVSKY!

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee. "Oh God".

Thanks! xoxoxoxoxo

[identity profile] alittlesting.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*jaw drops*

Kovsky for the win. Oh man. This is just so perfect and oh boys and poor, poor Mark! Some tiny part of me wants him to make a reappearance before the season's up.

Hey, it could happen. :)

Stellar, stellar work as always!

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha, your icon. "It's a hot sauce packet Pam put on her hot dog by accident two years ago." Oh, Jimbag.

I would KILL to have Mark come back - he is my favorite part of fanon! Universally awesome!

Thanks!

Now I want a Blizzard.

[identity profile] moireach.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Get some sleep, fucktard!

Once it gets above freezing, we're totally going for Blizzards.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You broke his heart like eight million times!

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] agate.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, there is NOTHING more annoying than someone who thinks he's a unique snowflake. Can Mark please maraud through all fic being awesome? Just hanging out in the background telling the fucktards to get some sleep?

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I wish Mark would! It is amazing to me how he is universally awesome, but he just can't help it.

(Heeee, your icon. Jim and Dwight - doing it?)

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[identity profile] hobviously.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, MARK. I love how often you write about Jim being a complete ass, which he is, and how true it all feels to everybody, even the guy with like two lines of dialogue in canon.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, oh man, I hadn't even thought about how I write Jim being an ass, but I really do, don't I? I think it's because I both overidentify with him and also date guys exactly like him. Uh, wow, that's worrisome. MOVING ON. Also, I find Jim's emotions semi-intrisincally hilarious, I don't know why.

Thanks!

[identity profile] josieobsessed.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, was this great. I mean effing awesome. Thanks for brightening up my Monday.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Heee, no, thank YOU!

[identity profile] majandratoo.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Very unique fic- love the perspective on Jim.
And- DQ Blizzards is such a bachelor-who-can't-leave-college-habits-behind thing to eat.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much!

[identity profile] gulliblesnail.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Then Mark has to go sign a release form for the documentarians to show his image in every media known to man, including some not yet invented. Holograms of Mark will be shown playing basketball in the year 2525.

Hahaha. I really love Mark's sense of snark and his take on Jim. Just thinking back to his competitiveness against Roy, I can definitely see Jim letting out his frustrations with basketball and still being unwilling to own up to being a jerk about it.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks! I adore writing Mark, even though he's barely canonical.

[identity profile] bubbles75.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. All I can say is, this is pretty awesome. It's definitely a bit of a change from the usual (not that there's anything wrong with the usual).

Also, good song selection. :)

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeee, thanks. I like writing Jim as an ass to wean myself off of being in love with a fictional character (less risky this season, though).

[identity profile] torchthisnow.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
James! If you keep this up, Ted Mosby will never marry you. Think about THAT.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahahahahaha, omg. GREAT FEEDBACK OR GREATEST FEEDBACK?

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[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all, if I were a lesser individual, I would never forgive you for slaughtering my own personal canon in which Jim spends all the time when he's not at work lying in his room in the dark with his eyes closed, blinking back tears and mouthing the words to How to Save a Life.

Fortunately, I am a . . . more-er individual, and fortunately, this is AWESOME. Love your characterization of Mark, and having Jim's aggression over his unique snowflake unrequited love angstfest (best line EVER) be reflected through a 'friendly' basketball game was brilliant and kinda scary and works perfectly as what we didn't get to see on the show.

(Although if he'd busted out Over My Head while "accidentally" hitting people in the face, it just might have been better. Iiiiii'm just sayin'.)

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha. I really shouldn't cast aspersions, since I've totally WRITTEN Jim lying in the dark listening to emo, because I find it hilarious in an all-too-true way, so whatevs. But hee.

Thanks so much! Jim being aggressive is both ass-y and a little bit of a turn-on, I'm not going to lie to you. Ha.

[identity profile] amphetamine-47.livejournal.com 2007-02-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for making Jim a man. I get really really tired of emo!angsty!Jim, and it's SO AWESOME to see him taking out his frustrations in a manly asshole-y (same thing, right) fashion rather than...sitting in the dark and listening to The Fray.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeeeeeee. Thanks! I have the feeling Jim maybe isn't that easy to live with. Or, that's what I tell myself, anyway.

[identity profile] amerella.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
This is awesome, although now I want a blizzard so bad it's painful.

"God, be *normal*," Adam says, fakes to one side, and then pivots to take a jump shot.

Haha, I feel like telling people that ALL THE TIME.

Seriously, though, this is so much better than Jim lying in the dark listening to The Fray that I can't put it into words.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
ME TOO. Why am I so suggestible, even when I'm the one making the suggestions? It's like 1 degree out! NO ICE CREAM.

Hahahaha. I so WISH everyone would just be normal. GOD, YOU GUYS.

Thanks! <3 <3 <3 <3

[identity profile] smartlikejustin.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
VAWES!! (all-caps feedback, the wave of the present?)

Seriously, though, this was fantastic. Loved Mark's speech obvs and the image of Jim-the-asshole that we rarely see on the show but must exist.

Plus, Ryan staring = always aces.

WAVE OF THE PRESENT, FOR REALSIES!

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeee, thanks! I would not want to be Jim's season 2 roommate. Talk about stressful.

How is your Ryan fic coming??

[identity profile] sfaith.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
::applause::

I love when Mark appears because could we honestly know less about a character on this show? But everyone who writes him (of the stories I've read) makes him so real.

(Still snickering over the thought of hologram of basketball-Mark in 2525.)

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks! I heart fanon Mark, he's way too fun.

[identity profile] mozarts-friend.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
This was great! I love seeing Jim be an actual person and having his friends get frustrated with him because he can be such a drama queen ;) You rock.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much! I'm sure Jim can be rough to be around. Hee.

[identity profile] pennylane83.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. You totally know Jim's going to be listening to "Soul Meets Body" with the shades drawn when this is all over and he's done eating his Blizzard. But FOR REAL this was awesome! Silly boys. And yes I would like to be the first in line to buy one of these Mark Holograms you seem to be selling.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Heeee, totally. Jim Halpert: wretched in every way possible! Angry AND emo.

Thanks so much! Man, I would kill for a Mark hologram. This one time, me and my roommate found the actor who played Mark's webpage? And, uh, watched every clip available. That's normal, right? Haha. Ha.

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[identity profile] throughadoor.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
i was going to write you several long paragraphs about how this fic was a delightful nugget subversive hilarity, and e-mail them, of course, but instead please imagine me holding up a boom box like john cusack in say anything, playing, of course, the fray.

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
HEE. How To Save a Life, man. At least 3 fanvids in every single fandom to that song, mandatory.

<3 <3 <3 Subversive hilarity is what I live for.

[identity profile] elsbeth-lynn.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
HA! Oh, Mark! Please, please, more put-upon Mark, with his exquisitely snarky way of summing up Jim's never-in-the-history-of-time angst-fest!

(Did the real-life actions of John Krasinski float your way via the Wide Wide World of Web? Apparently, according to someone who played basketball with JK in high school/college, he really was kinda a dick on the court. And if it was on my computer screen, it has to be true, right? ;) )

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is kind of ridiculous how Mark, of the two canon lines, is, like, my favorite character to write! Good times, good times.

DUDE. I had totally forgotten that I'd read that about JKras, but I definitely had! Hahaha. Seeping into my subconscious, obviously. Oh, boys, you are so lame and hilarious.

[identity profile] twirls.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
That line about the snowflake is probably my favorite line of all of fic right now. It's been said several times before, I know, but this is awesome. Look! When Jim turns sideways, he doesn't disappear! Like, OHMIGOD!

I have a sudden, horrible desire to read Pam/Mark with Jim angsting in the background and trying to mess everything up. Am I a horrible person?

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Heeee! Thanks so much - oh, Halpert.

Oh my GOD. Pam/Mark with Jim trying to sabotage it? That would be AMAZING. In front of Pam he's all, "Hey Mark, did you get that... area checked out? With the discharge?" And not giving them phone messages. Oh god, I want this.

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