Sorry I squeezed your lights out, there, son.

[annakovsky]

You guys, some glorious person started an NBC kink meme, nbckink -- the first post is up here. There are tons of amazing Parks prompts, along with other NBC shows like Community and 30 Rock and, hilariously, SVU (plus older stuff like Friends and Seinfeld!). You should all go there and write stuff, especially rare Parks pairings, because there are some GREAT prompts for things like Ben/April (which is a ship I am really into, but I didn't think anybody else would be) and Ron/Leslie and Ben/Chris and April/Ann, as well as the expected million for Ben/Leslie (which would also be great to fill!). PLUS there are some really good SNL prompts, which is good because my lady boner for Amy Poehler is getting out of control and I ship all the Weekend Update anchors with each other way hard.

Basically, an NBC kink meme is all my small fandom dreams, though it is really making me wish that Happy Endings (you guys are watching this, right? BECAUSE IT IS GREAT) and Party Down were on NBC, but what can you do.

(I've been rewatching a lot of Party Down lately because I like seeing Adam Scott make out with people, even though that show overall is pretty disappointing apart from Henry/Casey. But I REALLY WISH there was just one good fic for that pairing. Weirdly the only fic that seems to be out there for the show is a couple of Roman fics on AO3, which is disturbing because that dude is maybe the skeeviest character I've ever seen. Like, there are a lot of morally gray characters on television, but Roman is one that I am absolutely sure would, if he thought he could get away with it, rape you and not give it a second thought. The show treating him like he's skeevy but mostly harmless is really disturbing to me, because he is clearly NOT AT ALL HARMLESS. But whatever. Thanks for ruining Bill Haverchuck for me, though, Party Down!)

My computer's trackpad broke over the weekend, so I had to take it in, and now I'm stuck using my old laptop, which at least still works but is comically huge. I feel like Dwight: This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think it might have just been too long since I was shipping the mainstream most popular pairing in a fandom (actually the last time I shipped a canon ship this hard was Farscape, and that was way after that fandom had ended), because it just doesn't sit right with me. MY IMMEDIATE IMPULSE IS TO JUDGE. THERE'S OTHER GREAT STUFF THAT COULD HAPPEN. JUST BECAUSE I AGREE WITH YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT STUPID. It doesn't even make any sense.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Haha, God, right? My backlash impulse comes so fast it's ridiculous, even if I, like, didn't sleep after Leslie and Ben kissed. I'm still like, YOU GUYS ARE CLEARLY NEGLECTING THE POSSIBILITIES INHERENT IN RON/TOM, GOD, WHY SO SINGLEMINDED. I'm glad you're on the fandom weirdo train with me. I CAN'T COPE WITH BEING A NON-WEIRDO, I IMMEDIATELY WANT TO WRITE SPITEFIC WHERE BEN AND LESLIE BREAK UP, EVEN THOUGH IF THEY ACTUALLY DO ON THE SHOW I WILL HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, LEAVING WEIRD PROMPTS AT THE KINKMEME MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. Right now I am trying to think of a prompt for Ben/Tom but I can't quite think of anything.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

AHA, I thought some ridiculously amazing prompts were getting left right now, THAT EXPLAINS IT.

Oh man, Ben/Tom. I am having a weirdly hard time coming up with anything either -- haha, I have a hard time sexualizing Aziz, even though I love him. SKYMALL SEX? In the back of Parker Posey's fancy SUV?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I AM TOTALLY A STEALTH NINJA.

Hahaha, that is the same problem I am having. Like, I try to think about Tom having a penis and my mind skitters away immediately.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, exactly. And now I'm just thinking, "Where's your penis? Is it between the... front arms, or the back legs?" "Yeah, where's your penis?" "DAMMIT, JERRY."

S-sorry, Aziz.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, this goes back to the thread earlier about what's kinky and what's not in different fandoms. BEN/CENTAUR!LESLIE?????????

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, EW. I would dare you to prompt that but I'm scared then someone would actually write it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ha, yeah, I am pretty we don't ACTUALLY want to start kinkmeme chicken. At least not yet.