Auuuuuuugh sliding into each other in the cab. And he likes hanging out with all Pam's friends, because first of all, none of his old friends are speaking to him since he went to jail, and second of all, being pretend-mean to Pam is fun, since she always says something mean back. And maybe one time, he's there when Pam drunk-dials Jim and leaves him a seven minute message on his work phone, and Ryan's yelling, "Pam, get off the PHONE," in the background, and when Jim hears it he's like "..." and then calls Pam back and is like, uh, was that RYAN there? And Pam's like, uh, did I not tell you that Sarah keeps inviting him to things? I could've sworn I had. Even though she knows perfectly well that she didn't. And then they get in this huge passive-aggressive fight about it, and Jim finally hangs up on her, and so when Ryan comes by because he "accidentally" bought two cannolis and doesn't want to eat both, he finds Pam crying. Which makes him really uncomfortable on the one hand, but when he finds out it's because of Jim, he feels weirdly smug?

Joey and Chandler. Turk and JD. John Lennon and Paul McCartney. :( :( :(