Oh, that is just too much angst for me, man. Like, no, londondrowning wove out the scenario for me in email, and after I quit flailing in horror, I immediately came up with a scenario where I killed Lew off and left Nick Jonas broken-hearted for all eternity JUST SO I COULD GET BACK AT HER. (Umm, I am kind of petty sometimes. And also insane, just to give a headsup.) So yeah, I'm just going to have my everyone-is-happy-and-not-pining-for-who-they-can't-have cake and eat it too, okay?

HEEE, No Flaws No Vices Winters would totally wig Dani out. And maybe Lew (who in this universe really kind of approves of Dani, he just gets her) takes her aside one day and says, grinning, "I swear you get used to him eventually." And Dani doesn't say anything much in response but she's obscurely comforted by that? And Dick's constant blushing would just egg her on even further. She just wants to see how far that blush goes down his body, is all. Pretty far, as it turns out.