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annakovsky) wrote2007-06-19 10:39 pm
annakovsky) wrote2007-06-19 10:39 pm
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What are you doing? Vietnam sounds.
I'm avoiding stuff I have to do, and so chose to do that meme that's going around. In my defense, I wasn't aware of how wretched the questions were going to be before I started it, ha.
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Frank Pembleton - Homicide: Life on the Street
2. Hermione Granger - Harry Potter
3. Xander Harris - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
5. Stephen Colbert - Daily Show RPF
6. Maeby Funke - Arrested Development
7. Hawkeye Pierce - M*A*S*H
8. Pam Beesly - The Office
9. Frank - Little Miss Sunshine
10. Willow Rosenberg - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
11. Toby Flenderson - The Office
12. Dana Scully - The X-Files
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Maeby Funke/Toby Flenderson)? Do you want to?
No, I haven't ever, but hells yes, I want to! He's a little old for her, but I think those crazy kids could make it work.
2. Do you think Four (Liz Lemon) is hot? How hot?
I do. Whenever she talks about Star Wars I want to jump her. Also, what is with these questions - "How hot?"? Uh, I guess on a scale of Mercury to Pluto, I find her Earth?
3. What would happen if Twelve (Dana Scully) got Eight (Pam Beesly) pregnant?
I believe the phrase you are looking for is "Hilarity ensues." Also, Scully would be so pissed that the aliens gave her sperm.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Frank, Little Miss Sunshine)?
I have never read any Little Miss Sunshine fic! That is a travesty.
5. Would Two (Hermione Granger) and Six (Maeby Funke) make a good couple?
Hahahahaha. Hey, why not? Maeby would get Hermione to loosen up, and Hermione could help Maeby punch up her scripts. I'd read that fic.
6. Five/Nine (Stephen Colbert/Frank, Little Miss Sunshine) or Five/Ten (Stephen Colbert/Willow Rosenberg)? Why?
DEFINITELY Stephen Colbert/Frank. Anything for Carell/Colbert in my life. (You guys, I think they're my real OTP. It's sad for me, as there is not exactly a gallon of fic for that pairing out there.)
7. What would happen if Seven (Hawkeye Pierce) walked in on Two (Hermione Granger) and Twelve (Dana Scully) having sex?
He'd probably stay and watch. Oh, Hawkeye, you dog, you.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Xander Harris/Willow Rosenberg) fic.
Hahaha, okay, that's random. True confession time, you guys: uh, I am kind of a huge Xander/Willow shipper. That's how me and my roommate met. (When our friend![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
throughadoor heard that, she said, "That actually explains a lot." Which... she's not wrong. How embarrassing.) Hmmm, I don't know. I feel like I'd enjoy reading an apocalyptic fic with those kids.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Frank Pembleton/Pam Beesly) fluff?
Haha, no.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Hawkeye Pierce/Dana Scully) hurt/comfort fic.
Huh. Um. I hate titling fics that already exist, so titling hypothetical fic is just tortuous. I'd probably try to find some pretentious poem about coming back from the war and use a line from that. Poor Hawkeye and Scully - they are both so PTSD'd. It must be exhausting.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Liz Lemon) to deflower One (Frank Pembleton)?
I'm just imagining the looks on both those characters' faces if they ever heard THAT sentence.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Hawkeye Pierce) slash?
Yis!iamsab. likethesun2. kyrafic. Probably others, also.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Xander Harris) het?
Yeah, probably like half my flist at one time, jeez.nwhepcat, calendae, etc, etc.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Toby Flenderson)?
They surely do.kyrafic, honey_wheeler, biggerdorkthanu, miss_bennie, other awesome girls.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Hermione Granger/Liz Lemon/Stephen Colbert)?
Holy God, I WISH someone would. I dare all of you. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
16. What might Ten (Willow Rosenberg) scream at a moment of great passion?
This question is gross.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Pam Beesly), which song would you choose?
Oh, you know, something awesome. "Bad Day", by Daniel Powter. "Your Body Is a Wonderland" by John Mayer. "Goodbye, My Lover" by James Blunt. The usual suspects.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Frank Pembleton/Maeby Funke/Dana Scully) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Brain damage probable? If I wrote this, I hope somebody would take me to the hospital to get my concussion checked on, geez. Talk to you later, Pan.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Hermione Granger) to use on Ten (Willow Rosenberg)?
"Read any good Ancient Runes lately?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Stephen Colbert)?
Yesterday. Yeah, I'm not proud.
21. What is Six's (Maeby Funke) super-sekrit kink?
I think Maeby's super secret kink is that she likes vanilla, missionary position sex. But if you tell anyone, she'll have you blackballed in this town.
22. Would Eleven (Toby Flenderson) shag Nine (Frank, Little Miss Sunshine)? Drunk or sober?
Uh... anything's possible.
23. If Three (Xander Harris) and Seven (Hawkeye Pierce) get together, who tops?
Wow, that is a lot of gay wisecracking in that pairing. I feel like they'd argue about who had to top for so long they'd eventually get bored of the idea and just make out instead. Also, every relationship, regardless of the sexes of the persons involved, has a top, does it? Oh, weird meme, you are teaching me so much.
24. "One (Frank Pembleton) and Nine (Frank, Little Miss Sunshine) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Frank, LMS) suddenly runs off with Four (Liz Lemon). One (Frank Pembleton), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Toby Flenderson) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dana Scully), then follows the wise advice of Five (Stephen Colbert) and finds true love with Three (Xander Harris)."
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
25. What title would you give this fic?
Your Mom.
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Hawkeye Pierce/Pam Beesly) was canon?
I'd be generally pro? I don't know, I'd like to visit the AU where that's a canon pairing. I feel like clouds would be made of marshmallow fluff and all the people would have gills.
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Frank Pembleton - Homicide: Life on the Street
2. Hermione Granger - Harry Potter
3. Xander Harris - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
5. Stephen Colbert - Daily Show RPF
6. Maeby Funke - Arrested Development
7. Hawkeye Pierce - M*A*S*H
8. Pam Beesly - The Office
9. Frank - Little Miss Sunshine
10. Willow Rosenberg - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
11. Toby Flenderson - The Office
12. Dana Scully - The X-Files
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Maeby Funke/Toby Flenderson)? Do you want to?
No, I haven't ever, but hells yes, I want to! He's a little old for her, but I think those crazy kids could make it work.
2. Do you think Four (Liz Lemon) is hot? How hot?
I do. Whenever she talks about Star Wars I want to jump her. Also, what is with these questions - "How hot?"? Uh, I guess on a scale of Mercury to Pluto, I find her Earth?
3. What would happen if Twelve (Dana Scully) got Eight (Pam Beesly) pregnant?
I believe the phrase you are looking for is "Hilarity ensues." Also, Scully would be so pissed that the aliens gave her sperm.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Frank, Little Miss Sunshine)?
I have never read any Little Miss Sunshine fic! That is a travesty.
5. Would Two (Hermione Granger) and Six (Maeby Funke) make a good couple?
Hahahahaha. Hey, why not? Maeby would get Hermione to loosen up, and Hermione could help Maeby punch up her scripts. I'd read that fic.
6. Five/Nine (Stephen Colbert/Frank, Little Miss Sunshine) or Five/Ten (Stephen Colbert/Willow Rosenberg)? Why?
DEFINITELY Stephen Colbert/Frank. Anything for Carell/Colbert in my life. (You guys, I think they're my real OTP. It's sad for me, as there is not exactly a gallon of fic for that pairing out there.)
7. What would happen if Seven (Hawkeye Pierce) walked in on Two (Hermione Granger) and Twelve (Dana Scully) having sex?
He'd probably stay and watch. Oh, Hawkeye, you dog, you.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Xander Harris/Willow Rosenberg) fic.
Hahaha, okay, that's random. True confession time, you guys: uh, I am kind of a huge Xander/Willow shipper. That's how me and my roommate met. (When our friend
throughadoor heard that, she said, "That actually explains a lot." Which... she's not wrong. How embarrassing.) Hmmm, I don't know. I feel like I'd enjoy reading an apocalyptic fic with those kids. 9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Frank Pembleton/Pam Beesly) fluff?
Haha, no.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Hawkeye Pierce/Dana Scully) hurt/comfort fic.
Huh. Um. I hate titling fics that already exist, so titling hypothetical fic is just tortuous. I'd probably try to find some pretentious poem about coming back from the war and use a line from that. Poor Hawkeye and Scully - they are both so PTSD'd. It must be exhausting.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Liz Lemon) to deflower One (Frank Pembleton)?
I'm just imagining the looks on both those characters' faces if they ever heard THAT sentence.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Hawkeye Pierce) slash?
Yis!
iamsab. likethesun2. kyrafic. Probably others, also.13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Xander Harris) het?
Yeah, probably like half my flist at one time, jeez.
nwhepcat, calendae, etc, etc.14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Toby Flenderson)?
They surely do.
kyrafic, honey_wheeler, biggerdorkthanu, miss_bennie, other awesome girls.15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Hermione Granger/Liz Lemon/Stephen Colbert)?
Holy God, I WISH someone would. I dare all of you. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
16. What might Ten (Willow Rosenberg) scream at a moment of great passion?
This question is gross.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Pam Beesly), which song would you choose?
Oh, you know, something awesome. "Bad Day", by Daniel Powter. "Your Body Is a Wonderland" by John Mayer. "Goodbye, My Lover" by James Blunt. The usual suspects.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Frank Pembleton/Maeby Funke/Dana Scully) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Brain damage probable? If I wrote this, I hope somebody would take me to the hospital to get my concussion checked on, geez. Talk to you later, Pan.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Hermione Granger) to use on Ten (Willow Rosenberg)?
"Read any good Ancient Runes lately?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Stephen Colbert)?
Yesterday. Yeah, I'm not proud.
21. What is Six's (Maeby Funke) super-sekrit kink?
I think Maeby's super secret kink is that she likes vanilla, missionary position sex. But if you tell anyone, she'll have you blackballed in this town.
22. Would Eleven (Toby Flenderson) shag Nine (Frank, Little Miss Sunshine)? Drunk or sober?
Uh... anything's possible.
23. If Three (Xander Harris) and Seven (Hawkeye Pierce) get together, who tops?
Wow, that is a lot of gay wisecracking in that pairing. I feel like they'd argue about who had to top for so long they'd eventually get bored of the idea and just make out instead. Also, every relationship, regardless of the sexes of the persons involved, has a top, does it? Oh, weird meme, you are teaching me so much.
24. "One (Frank Pembleton) and Nine (Frank, Little Miss Sunshine) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Frank, LMS) suddenly runs off with Four (Liz Lemon). One (Frank Pembleton), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Toby Flenderson) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dana Scully), then follows the wise advice of Five (Stephen Colbert) and finds true love with Three (Xander Harris)."
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
25. What title would you give this fic?
Your Mom.
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Hawkeye Pierce/Pam Beesly) was canon?
I'd be generally pro? I don't know, I'd like to visit the AU where that's a canon pairing. I feel like clouds would be made of marshmallow fluff and all the people would have gills.