Ted just thinks Charlie should do something constructive, like taking the pool net and fishing out all the cherry pits he spat in there last night after he had too many beers.

!!!!!!!! Um, my God. YOU SHOULD WRITE IT. Also, why is Charlie being 12 years old and a little douchey and immature so appealing? Oh, right, Halpertitis C.

Hahaha, has your work finally figured out that my journal doesn't really have adult content?

(PS YOUR ICON OF NIX DRINKING IS CUTTING INTO MY WORK DAY SORT OF SIGNIFICANTLY.)